The Maga Chronicles

"A Blackberry Torch? you shouldn't have."



Oh, but of course he should have. In fact, it is expected, for these are the words from a lady to her designated Maga; a man who will spend tirelessly on her, perhaps with some underlying intent.Just perhaps. A lot of women think they are above the Maga, and that they will use him for what he's worth before discarding him. But beware, the maga is not a simple animal. I went on a bit of a twitter spiel which I aptly named #TheMagaChronicles. Here it the collection of tweets:



I almost dont mind being a maga. If I have enough money to buy multiple girls BB torch + brazilian weave, I'm probably in a good place



A basic boy who can barely afford bb bold is laughing at a man who buys torch for fine women on the regular. Go figure. #magachronicles



To the maga, ladies are an investment. you think you've found maga, but maga has added you to his portfolio. #magachronicles



The maga is patient; he will lure you in slowly. The process may take months, years, but eventually, something's gotta give #magachronicles



The reason a maga has multiple women is because he's smart. At least one investment will bear fruit - if not all of them, at different times



The maga is a psychological genius & will mess with your head. While you think he's getting nothing from you, each gift let's him get closer



The maga doesn't give gifts; he gives you a chance to let him in - to talk to you for that extra 2 minutes. To let him crack one extra joke



The maga will extract information slowly, one piece at a time. With each gift/convertation, you let him know something new...



After 6 or 7 gift-versations, the maga knows more about you than your coworkers & some of your friends. Suddenly, you start to feel attached



A couple more gift-versations later you start to think "you know, that guy aint so bad. Sure he's old and not that cute, but he gets me"...



The golden opportunity for the maga arises when youre in emotional distress. He'll use all the information he's obtained and draw you closer



Then you start thinking "that guy's always there for me. Perhaps I should give him a chance"...



Before you know it, he's got you. Maga don hammer. But weren't you the one supposed to hammer in the first place? See how things change.



What happens from thereon out is up to fate. If maga had good intentions, he may wife you after the deed is done. If not, who be maga now?







You must forgive me if the tweets seem a bit disjointed. Twitter only allows 140 characters at a time, and I was just airing some Maga-ish thoughts. No, I am not a Maga, though, as I've stated, it wouldnt be all bad to be one. =)



On the random, I also followed @CharlieSheen today. He keeps me winning with Tiger blood!



Yours in winning,



Pat II